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Skippy: They hunt giant mudskippers by wearing their skins and swimming close until they can attack them.

Skippy: A Mogre is a type of Ogre that spends most of its time underwater.

Skippy: But this time I was startled by what I thought was a giant mudskipper.

Skippy: If you don't feel like lobbing a net about all day you can use them to fish with.

Skippy: Well, Slayer Masters sell these highly volatile potions for killing underwater creatures.

Skippy: I was fishing using a Fishing Explosive.

Skippy: It's all becoming clear to me now.

Those vicious killers will tear you apart.

Skippy: I wish you wouldn't go looking for them.

Player: Then tell me where the mudskippers are!.

Player: Well Skippy, you will no doubt be glad to hear that I got you your hangover cure!.

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Skippy: That or it's something to do with that time with the dress and the field full of daisies.

Skippy: I think it may have something to do with my near-constant raving about mudskippers.

Player: Hey! I remember it now, ok! See you in a bit.

Skippy: Are you likely to remember that or should I go get some crayons and draw you a picture?.

Skippy: Then bring it here and I will drink it.

Skippy: Add the chocolate powder to the milk, then add the snape grass.

Skippy: Grind the chocolate with a pestle and mortar.

Skippy: You take a bucket of milk, a bar of chocolate and some snape grass.

Skippy: Give me strength.Here's what you do.

Player: How do I make that hangover cure again?.

Player: I just came back to ask you something.

Skippy: Ahhhhhg.No more shouting for me.

Skippy: Egad! Don't you know not to shout around a guy with a hangover?.

I should be able to get you some, no problem. Yes, I've made some of that stuff before. is this cure a bucket of chocolate milk and snape grass? If you can get me a bucket of the stuff I think I'll be ok.

Skippy: Look, I do know a hangover cure.

Player: Great.Well, I doubt you can remember anything through a hangover.

Skippy: Not so loud.I think I have a hangover.

Skippy drinks the tea and clutches his forehead in pain.

Skippy: Excellent! I was thinking I was going to freeze out here!.

Player: I've come to give you your tea.

Skippy: Well, I'm still wet, still cold and still waiting for that nettle tea.

I just thought I would check up on you is all.

Skippy: So, what are you here for then?.

Player: Hey! I only did that once! Try not to be such a big baby!.

Player: What's your problem? You're all clean now.

But I could do with a bowl of tea to warm myself up a bit.

Skippy: Ahhhhhhhhhgh! That's cold! Are you trying to kill me?.

Player: Well, I could dump this bucket of water over him.

Player: You know, I could shock him out of it if I could find some cold water.

Player: Stay here and I'll be right back.

Skippy: It's the extra sheep tranquilizers that gives it that added kick!.

Player: 'Captain Braindeath's Extra Strength Rum/Drain Cleaner.

Player: Hmmm.I suppose if I sober you up you may well start to recall.

I've been drinking to forget the horror, and all I seem to have forgotten is where it all happened.

Player: Giant mudskipper bites! Where did you get those?.

Skippy shows you what appears to be massive bite scars on his legs.

Skippy: No you don't! You think I'm crazy, like all the rest! Well, if I'm crazy, how did I get these?.

was one of those devils rearing over me, its eyes glowin' red with the fires of hell!

Skippy: Shut yer' word-hole and listen! I can't remember all the details, as I'm sure they must have hit me quite hard, but the last thing I remember before it all went black.

Player: This is fascinating, but I have to be.

Skippy: I fought them up and down the beach, with the tide rising and more of them leaping towards me with cutlasses drawn!.Skippy: Aye! The mudskippers! Huge they were! Ten feet of glistening, muddy flesh floppin' towards me with white foam flying from their gnashing fangs!.Player: Those would be the mudskippers, right?.They got the drop on me.I can't remember where, somewhere around here though. Skippy: I was ambushed by them way back, see.Skippy: Aye, Mudskippers! Those ferocious, ravening, evil, beady-eyed terrors of the deep!.

Skippy: They are the reason I've lost everythin, except the horrifying memory of what THEY look like.Skippy: They! Those bloodthirsty, flesh-tearing devils! They are the reason I'm out here every day hurlin' bottles into the sea!.Skippy: Yeah? Yeah? Well when THEY come floppin' into your house and eat your furniture you'll be sorry!.Player: I'm going over here to talk to non-crazy people now.You'd be more than inc'herant if youd seen. Skippy: Inc'hearnt? Inc'herant! yer fancy book lernin' words.Player: Are you all right? You seem a little.incoherent.